Jay's Latest Blog Post

Dear Humans,

This is Jay. I'm Shortone's dog. I've been on here, but not for a while because I've gotten into trouble this week. Truthfully, Shortone has been pretty good to me, and we're still friends, but it has been quite a week. Let me explain it to you...

Night before last I was trying to get Shortone to play with me. Yes, we had been on a walk, and yes, she had played with me for a lot of the evening, but she was on this thing which made me mad! So, I broke my record and peed on the carpet! Shortone moved pretty quickly when she realized what I had done, and tried to rub my nose in the pee. She didn't succeed at that, but I did receive my first spanking from her. I was so scared, I went upstairs and hid in her room. She was pretty miffed and let me stay up there. After a little while, I was called back down here and she was okay with me. I was still kinda scared because she hadn't been like that with me before, so I went out to pee and went to bed without much else. The next day though, we were fine and Shortone told me that it was only one time and life goes on. Whatever that means.

Today she left out her dress shoes for work that she had worn yesterday and I had SO MUCH FUN tearing them up while she was gone! She opened the door and gave me that weird look that made me go into the kitchen. She didn't spank me or anything, but she did make some sort of comment about how it was good that she got paid today because she now needs to go shoe shopping again. I tell ya, it was so much fun while I did it, but I don't like it when Shortone is frustrated with me. We went for a walk, which made Shortone feel better as she was able to relieve some of that stress stuff she was talking about to herself as she changed.

So, tonight we've had fun. We walked around the block, met the kids on the street, came home and ate, played with the toys, went for a car ride, and have cuddled while she watched that silly thing she watches all the time now. It's been fun.

I know Shortone has been mad a couple times this week, but I know she loves me because she says it a lot.

Well, she says it's time for bed because she has work tomorrow, whatever that means.

Even though she's frustrated sometimes, I know I'm spoiled rotten...so...

Life.
Is.
Great.

:-)