A Word From Jay

Hey!

Jay here. It's been a while since Shortone let me on here, and so I thought I'd write. Well, okay, she has stepped away to go into that weird room where she folds clothes. What is it with you people and clothes? She is ALWAYS doing laundry. Hum...

So, Shortone has been laughing at me a lot lately. I guess I make her happy because sometimes she just walks in the room and laughs at me.

Like the other day when she came out of her bathroom and couldn't find me! She saw that her bed wasn't made anymore, and said my name, and then saw me come out from under the covers! What was so funny about that? I was cold! Then she mumbled something about not making the bed again because she was going to wash the sheets after church that morning. What is it about that room with the loud machines? Seriously...

Then one night she was on her computer and I heard a loud "ping" sound, so I ran to the front door to guard the house and was barking, and Shortone laughed at me! She said something about how it was the computer, not the doorbell. I still barked for several minutes, just to let the person outside know that I meant business! Shortone continued to laugh anyway!

She also laughed at me when we went on a walk the other day. There was this HUGE blue car with two wheels on it, and I barked at it to let it know who was boss! Shortone laughed at me saying there was noone there! I had to guard her anyway! You never know what that two-wheeled machine could do!

I got sick the other day. Shortone was getting ready for work and I hid under her bed because I had puked. I thought she would be mad at me, but she wasn't! She held me, asked me if I was okay, and let me climb back under the bed so I could rest. She is really nice to me.

Uh-Oh--here she comes! Gotta go!

Later!

Life.
Is.
Spiffy.
(Isn't that what she does at the end of each one of these?) :-)